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Wed Feb 15, 2006 at 01:02:52 pm EST
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Further Consultation on Cases
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Wednesday Morning & Arnie is returning to his Office from the Zoo. He finds that the Horny Penguin exhibit helps him think. As he enters the office, Snookie makes a coment "You have a visitor."

"Who?" Arnie replied hoping it wasn't a gelatiness pile of goo or the grandniece to a WWII German war criminal.

Snookie didn't reply. Arnie walked into the inner office & groaned when he saw who was there.

"Well. It's nice to see you, too." AJA shot back.

"What are you doing here? Is this anything false reality that you've come to end?"

"No. This is as real as your Reality is going to get. You couldn't survive in my Reality, mostly because you've only exsisit in this narrative strand on the Internet." The Toga wearing Writer with sandy colored hair said.

"What?" Arnie shot back.

"Nevermind. I was going all Metatextual on you & I know how you hate that."

"What are you doing here?" Arnie groaned again.

"Well, I'm here to help you out on your cases."

"The Shoggoth & Zemo cases?"

"Yes. What did you think I ment: the eight cases of Jack in the corner?" AJA said & soon there after eight cases of Jack Daniels appeared in the corner of Arnie's Office.

"What? How?" Arnie sputtered.

"I'm writting this thing. Anything I say or write goes." AJA said with a wink.

"Ok." Arnie said unsure of himself.

Then, AJA tossed a pile of paper at the Drunken Detective.

"What's this?"

"Well, that is a Trout." AJA said & yes, Arnie had a trout in hand. "But, what I just tossed at you were comments made by the Posters That Be."

"The who now?"

"No. They are someone different. The Posters That Be, of which I am one of them, control this bizarre place you call home. I mean, Come On! This place has fern weilding super heroes, a super hero that powers revolve around his use of Hats & there is Two Canada's!"

Arnie wasn't listening to AJA's rambling. He was looking over the comments.

Two of the Posters that Be said He should go with Zemo. Arnie stopped reading & asked "Who is a BBW version of Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS?"

"I don't know, That Poster that Be never told me. Another one of my fellow PtB feels that you can handle both cases, if not more, at the same time."

"Sure, if I haven't been drinking." Arnie mumbles.

"I know! Another thinks your about half was through a case of Scotch right now." AJA said.

"Well..." Arnie says at he looks at the case of Scotch in another corner. "About a two thirds of the way right now."

"One PtB liked that I finally commited to a Plotline. I guess he hadn't been paying attention that your life, Mr. Armbruster, is just one big slighty fragmented plotline! Another such PtB, a quite amazing one.." AJA said & then laughed abit. Arnie didn't get the joke. "He feels that you are a quiet popular gent these days."

"Yeah. Two case in a couple days & I didn't ever adveritise!"

"I did."

"You did?"

"Yeah. I wasn't to give you a case to two & have it screw up someone else's plotline. Sorry, I was going Metatexual on you again."

"It's ok."

"Ok. Moving on: I've got some info on the Shoggoth case."

"What is it?"

AJA tosses some more papers at Arnie.

"The Elder Being will pay for your services in Gold Dubloons." AJA said.

"Rightous." Arnie said as he read.

"Also, There might be an unusual bonus given by his lady friend, Ebony."

"That sounds like Sex, at least in my mind."

"And in mind, too. But, no Ebony will not be getting jiggy with you. The Bonus might be a new dress for Snookie or something like that."

"Ok. Anything else relating to the case at hand?"

"no. Not really."

"Rightous!" Arnie said & then thought for a moment "Why do I keep saying Rightous?"

"Because it sounds good."

"ok." Arnie said & then AJA was gone.

Arnie looked around abit, then went back to some paperwork.

THE END!


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